Friday, May 23, 2008

One last pic of the Angels

Benny surrounded by a bevy of beauties



What I wouldn't give to be Benny here, surrounded by a sea of loveliness. How many of these birds do you think he did? I love to imagine him stripping off their clothes and chasing them through a park, their naughty bits wobbling as Benny and the boys scurry after them. Eventually, as more men get a look at these cheeky lovelies running down the street in their bra and panties, the chase grows larger and larger. The girls are getting more and more frantic--the men are saying the rudest things to them. "Come ere and sit on my face, love!" "Me and my mates can't wait to catch these birds, and give them what all good birds need -- a real roasting!" The chase continues, the Angels in their high heels, bra, panties and knickers, squealing as they try and evade the sex-hungry mob. Eventually, they're stopped by police. The girls think they're safe ... only to see the chase started again when the policemen take off after them!

Some pictures I've found of Hill's Angels



Another shot of Benny and the lovely Alison. Benny is doing what any healthy, red-blooded guy should be doing--checking out Alison's lovely juggs! Mmmmm, wouldn't you love to get your hands on those? I'd stick my face right into them and give them a good motorboating, maybe get my lips around one of those big nips of hers and give a good tug. Then, I'd finish with a good titwank, slipping my peter in between those two delicious bazooms!



Ohhh, check out this lovely pic of Alison Bell. I love the fact that Benny is checking out her lovely bottom. What I wouldn't give to be Benny here--you can see his excitement, rubbing his hands together in anticipation of getting his hands on that mouth-watering figure of hers. And with that lovely smile, she looks good and ready for a healthy roll in the hay! Go Benny Go!

Friday, February 29, 2008

Chase

One of my favorite closing chase scenes from Benny Hill. I found this on YouTube--hope you enjoy it!

Second post

The single greatest day for the boys on the set was the day we helped remake the "Lower Tidmarsh Volunteer Fire Brigade" sketch. There was a load of my favorite birds in various states of undress, including Sue Upton in a skirt that barely covered her stocking tops, and my lovely Alison Bell in a teddy that left very little to the imagination. When Sue came down the fire pole flashing that mouthwatering bum, I assure you that all of our "poles" were firmly at attention! (A little secret--we actually got it right on the first take, but we had her slide down the pole 5 or 6 times so everyone could get a good look at that delicious bum of hers. Mmmmm!) It was a long day, and we ended up filming several exterior scenes. We had to help Sue on and off the truck several times--one time it was my turn, and I made sure to get a good handful. As I squeezed both cheeks in anticipation of boosting her up, she turned to me and smiled. "It's a good thing Benny is going to use cold water when he shoots all over my bum," she said. "I'm red down there because of all the fun you boys have had with me today!" I gave her a kiss and said "Don't worry, love. We'll take it easy on you the rest of the day!" Of course, we didn't--every time one of us got near Sue, we made sure to brush up against her, copping a feel of that fabulous fanny or playfully squeezing her perky little wobblers. Later that afternoon, my mate Roy snuck up behind her as she was talking to her boyfriend, lifted her skirt and grabbed her from behind. He had a wicked stalk for her--especially in that sexy little fire uniform--and started humping her wildly while the rest of the crew just cheered him on. Here's a shot I found on the web of Sue that afternoon. What a good sport she was!



Another good sport was Alison Bell. That was her first day as a Hill's Angel, and she was really nervous. She was an absolute knockout--really sexy, with long legs and deep, full cleavage. However, she was a little shy, and insisted on changing into her revealing costume in the building with no one around. We all "understood," and so we let her have her peace--only after one of the fellas on the crew drilled a few discreet holes in the wall so we could watch her change! Whoooooaaaaaa! We all got the best show of the year that afternoon! In the middle of her "show," we couldn't take it anymore, bursting in on the poor girl and chasing her around the building. Three or four of us eventually cornered her and started groping those colossal boobs or slapping that tasty ass. (After awhile, she really started to get into the spirit of the thing. One of the fellas actually managed to get his lips around one of her nipples, causing her to squeal with delight.) "You boys are naughty--I shall have to keep an eye on you all!" she said with a big smile. No one got hurt and everyone had a lot of fun. Here's a picture of Alison not more than five minutes after we treated her body like an amusement park. Another great girl!

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Greetings -- First post

I've created this blog to share memories of my time working on the Benny Hill Show, and, specifically with the lovely ladies known as Hill's Angels. Sadly, I can't reveal my identity here for a variety of reasons, but I assure you that all these stories are real. The Angels were a lovely bunch of birds--always up for a good time. They certainly had no problem showing off their delightful bodies. Whether it was dressed as a group of sexy nurses, policewomen or simply cavorting in some sexy lingerie, they were never shy about giving the folks a good show. I sincerely loved working with them all, but my favourites were Jane Leeves, Alison Bell, Jenny Lee-Wright, Abigail Higgins and Sue Upton.

At the time, Jane was in her early 20s. She was a great girl with a fantastic body--a real flirt. Her boyfriends were always angry with us on the crew because she would always be interested in giving us a good show. (I remember there was one occasion where the boys basically took turns groping her as part of a "rehearsal" for a sketch that never aired. While that was happening, her helpless boyfriend stood off to the side, fuming. We were all laughing at him.) Even after she should finish a sketch, while other girls would cover themselves up with a robe or scurry back to the dressing room, she would hang about in her bra and panties, occasionally giving the lads on the crew a flash. (Afterward, we would get her back by grabbing her behind. She would laugh and push us away, but she certainly seemed to enjoy it. I know I did!) I remember the time she appeared as the woman who was frightened by the scary music in the movie:



Afterward, she ran around giggling, giving everyone naughty little flashes of her stocking tops. Then, she came and plopped down on my lap with a big smile. She snuggled closer to me as we started to joke, and I started whispering awful things in her ear, which always made her laugh. She giggled playfully, trying to pull away as I groped and squeezed at her amazing body. (Believe me, boys, she had soft, inviting cleavage she let you explore whenever you wanted. And that bottom .... whoa. Perfect for grabbing a handful.) Mmmmmm, she was delicious. I smile and laugh at my dear Jane whenever I see her on Frasier--she's really a naughty one with a fantastic body!

Here are a few of my favourite pics of Jane I've pulled from various places on the Internet. Hope you enjoy!