Chase

One of my favorite closing chase scenes from Benny Hill. I found this on YouTube--hope you enjoy it!

Second post

The single greatest day for the boys on the set was the day we helped remake the "Lower Tidmarsh Volunteer Fire Brigade" sketch. There was a load of my favorite birds in various states of undress, including Sue Upton in a skirt that barely covered her stocking tops, and my lovely Alison Bell in a teddy that left very little to the imagination. When Sue came down the fire pole flashing that mouthwatering bum, I assure you that all of our "poles" were firmly at attention! (A little secret--we actually got it right on the first take, but we had her slide down the pole 5 or 6 times so everyone could get a good look at that delicious bum of hers. Mmmmm!) It was a long day, and we ended up filming several exterior scenes. We had to help Sue on and off the truck several times--one time it was my turn, and I made sure to get a good handful. As I squeezed both cheeks in anticipation of boosting her up, she turned to me and smiled. "It's a good thing Benny is going to use cold water when he shoots all over my bum," she said. "I'm red down there because of all the fun you boys have had with me today!" I gave her a kiss and said "Don't worry, love. We'll take it easy on you the rest of the day!" Of course, we didn't--every time one of us got near Sue, we made sure to brush up against her, copping a feel of that fabulous fanny or playfully squeezing her perky little wobblers. Later that afternoon, my mate Roy snuck up behind her as she was talking to her boyfriend, lifted her skirt and grabbed her from behind. He had a wicked stalk for her--especially in that sexy little fire uniform--and started humping her wildly while the rest of the crew just cheered him on. Here's a shot I found on the web of Sue that afternoon. What a good sport she was!



Another good sport was Alison Bell. That was her first day as a Hill's Angel, and she was really nervous. She was an absolute knockout--really sexy, with long legs and deep, full cleavage. However, she was a little shy, and insisted on changing into her revealing costume in the building with no one around. We all "understood," and so we let her have her peace--only after one of the fellas on the crew drilled a few discreet holes in the wall so we could watch her change! Whoooooaaaaaa! We all got the best show of the year that afternoon! In the middle of her "show," we couldn't take it anymore, bursting in on the poor girl and chasing her around the building. Three or four of us eventually cornered her and started groping those colossal boobs or slapping that tasty ass. (After awhile, she really started to get into the spirit of the thing. One of the fellas actually managed to get his lips around one of her nipples, causing her to squeal with delight.) "You boys are naughty--I shall have to keep an eye on you all!" she said with a big smile. No one got hurt and everyone had a lot of fun. Here's a picture of Alison not more than five minutes after we treated her body like an amusement park. Another great girl!